GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY: First of all, I’d like to welcome any of you newbies who have come in from Nerf This tonight! I hope you liked my guest strip I did for Scott. It was a lot of fun to do, Scott’s work is very inspirational, and with how much he’s been overworking himself lately, I wanted to help him out so he doesn’t die from too many comics! If this strip doesn’t make sense to you, you may want to start from the beginning of this particular story arch!
For you who are my current readers, check it out, i did a guest over at nerf this: Part 1, of my two part guest! Here’s a sample:
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"The Most Exquisite Moment"
[Panel 1]
Philip (The Male Blue Whale): Julia, You look exquisite this eve. I must tell you, I love you more than words can express!
Julia (The Female Blue Whale): Oh Philip, I love you too!
[Panel 2]
Philip: I do say, I believe it is time we elope,
my dear! Will you do me the pleasure
of being my bride?
Julia: ...dearest, Is it
just me... or is it
starting to rain?
[Panel 3]
Joseph (Off Panel): OOPPSIES... SORRY!
© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 86 ::
[Panel 1]
Philip (The Male Blue Whale): Julia, You look exquisite this eve. I must tell you, I love you more than words can express!
Julia (The Female Blue Whale): Oh Philip, I love you too!
[Panel 2]
Philip: I do say, I believe it is time we elope,
my dear! Will you do me the pleasure
of being my bride?
Julia: ...dearest, Is it
just me... or is it
starting to rain?
[Panel 3]
Joseph (Off Panel): OOPPSIES... SORRY!
© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 86 ::
Yep id destroy his house too. By the way, i was really impressed with how closely you mimicked Scott’s style in your guest strip. You both fill me with awe on a regular basis.
As silly as this may sound, Scott is not only a good friend of mine… but really a mentor. I’ve learned a lot from him in the past year or so that we’ve known each other. I owe many thanks to him, for that. So, the fact that you recognize the similarities is rather flattering to me, I’m glad that what I’ve learned can show.
Also, I’m glad we both full you full of this… awe you speak of! ^_~
And..as for the whales… I’d do more than just destroy his house.. I’d go out of my way to destroy him! haha
i would reapteadly poo on him….
lying, i would do worse, but i can’t say it, ladies and kids could read this
It’s ok, i think we all know we’d do something bad to him. XD
:s You’d almost think Joseph is homeless, the way he’s tinkling all over the place all willy nilly.
Yeah, I’m sure that wasn’t actually his house… he was probably squatting it with a few of his friends… especially that “nosey guy” ^_~
This reminds me of a story I heard about an indian guy throwing a newspaper full of poo into a restraunt
lol, what?
…link maybe?
I was friends with this crazy guy who grew up in India (though he was from Afghanistan) and he told me in his youth he and his friends would go to this open-air restaurant that had some kind of nearby pedestrian overpass, and they would pee on the patrons from time to time, and one time, one of their friends was sick, and had to poo, so he grabbed a newspaper, had him poo on the paper, and throw it down there. This made me think of it cause he was laughing when he told me and said “We’d aim for their turbans, but they’d look up and gasp, and so we’d pee in their mouths!”
Oh my god. I know how to ruin every terrible romance novel now.
By pissing on them? XD
That wouldnt ruin them, that would just make them a fetish novel…heh
YOU OLD JAPANESE FAT PERV WITH A HAT!!
oh god… as if they aren’t bad enough already.
I think I may have just been inspired to write fetish romance novels… I mean, you really don’t NEED to know how to write to write a romance novel…and you know fetishists…they will buy anything having to do with their fetish…heh
Just re-write Twilight… but instead, when Edward sparkles, make him sprikle all over Bella. You’ll make millions, in a week flat.
Genius!!! lol
Yeeeeeep. Earthlings are so very strange. -Taking notes- Does your left hand tingle when you think about this stuff?
No…not my hand.
I’m not sure… if I get what that means….
So he ruined a whales wedding proposal? Stupid whales shouldn’t have been standing where Joseph was taking a leak!
Word… who asks a loved one to marry them under a full moon, right on the shoreline of a ridge these days anyway? He should have known what he was getting himself into… do it like everyone else.. in a public restaurant…or a McDonalds! lol
Also, thank you for taking the time to comment, I appreciate it. I love to hear from readers. XD
I did it On a beach, during twilight, sunset just finished (us too) stars coming out…
No problem Joenis, You and Scott are a couple of the best Webcomic peoples in my opinion anyway. Seriously though your version of monty looked like a furry penis of doom.
ok, i laughed for real this time
LMAO… I.. I guess that’s flattering… lol
Haha oh that whale exhibited such a fitting vengeance upon Joesph
Agreed. XD
Why would the whales open their mouth when someone was tinkling on them? XD
Bad call on their part.
hahaha, that’s exactly why I drew their mouths open! It’s like one of those *gasp* i cant believe this is happening sorta things.. but you’re so shocked you don’t even think to shut your mouths! haha, stupid whales.
Thanks for commenting, I appreciate it. :] Also, love the Hanners gravatar. XD
Fail Whale Fails :3
Oh Noes! Gravatar Fail!
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it happened to me once.
(dont ask me how, but it had to do with the forums)
talking about that,
JOENIS! WHERE ARE THE FORUMS?!?!?!?!
…waiting for more votes to come in. I will more than likely revitalize it, but I’m considering booting it up on an alternate domain… haven’t figured out everything just yet. Be patient my young palodine.
palowhat?
palo-google-it.
so, you are saying i am a music band called palodine?
er… did you mean Padawan? or Paladin? lol
I just googled em both.. i guess i mixed up the Star Wars thing with the Wow thing.. I meant it to be Padawan.. but was thinking of it in a video game sense.. or something.. honestly… i was probably delirious when I wrote that.
hahaha, no biggie, I do that ALLL of the time,lol… I am quite familiar with the delirious word mix up thing…lol
I think I might just be in love with you.
d’awwww <3
HEY! I was here FIRST, he’s MINE!… j/k,lol… I think theres probably enough Joe to go around for all of his obsessed fans…lol… and luckily for you, I dont want him sexually, I just want to eat his brain and graft his hands in place of mine so I can take his insane talent for my own…thats…thats normal right?
Totally normal… you don’t want to know who i killed to get these hands…
ROFLMFAO…oh man your awesome,hahahahahahahahaha
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it happened to me once.
(dont ask me how, but it had to do with the forums)
talking about that
JOENIS! WHERE ARE THE FORUMS?!?!?!?!
double reply FAIL
#FAILWHALE’d
Holy Crabcakes! XD It explains so much lmfaaooo! Poor Julia and Philip….
XD People wanted some back story… so now people have it… as dirty/gross/sad as it is.
lol, damn that would certainly kill the mood, “kind sir, have you met my friend Kill, Mr. Buzzkill”
the name “Philip” has always seemed pretentious to me, dont know why, just gets to me “my names not Phil, its Philip”
the sheer anger in his eyes, vengeance will(was) be his
hey, i just realized my name is the portuguese equivalent to philip, wich is Filipe.
(just realized now cause one friend wanted to provoke me with that godparents episode where that green fairy guy called his penny philip.)
i dont mean everyone name Philip, just those guys that get pissed when you call them Phil, like for instance, my name is Joshua, when i get called Josh, i dont get all uppity and say thats not my name, that its Joshua, not saying your pretentious (i personally think your pretty cool, if not a little impatient of the making of the LAWLS forums) its just those people that have to have you use the whole name and get all pissy when you dont(besides the fact that everyone just calls me Waffles, half my graduating high school class, didnt quite know my real name)
(i totally love that episode, oh and that was a nickel, and it was a girl nickel)
well, no one calls me phil =(.
i dont have nickname…
aw man, i wanted one of those =(
phil is cool, sounds all like doctor phill. nobody famous is called Filipe….
well, its up to me to make my name famous
*makes awesome hero pose*
hmm, dont have a nickname, and you want one, hmm…… need to do somethin about that
how about
“Forum Phil”
really, i am hoping the forums take long to come out, i love to annoy Joenis with it.
and Phill wont do for me, cause my name is Filipe, not Philip (even though they sound alike
but i do want them to come out, they are funny.
yea sorry, i realized that after i posted, well
you still need a nickname though
i will not rest(figuratively) till youve got a cleverly amusing nickname, or until someone else gives you one first
i wonder, what does waffles taste like?
i only tasted those waffle cookies, and they’re awesome.
but i never actually tasted waffles…
there kindof like pancakes, but a little more formed, there somewat sweeter that pancakes, depending on wat style you make them in
useless fact: the only difference between a Belgian Waffle and a regular waffle, is not flavor or taste, just the shape, a true Belgian waffle is round, not square,
eggos are decent, but i would not recommend them as the starting point to entering the wonderful world of the fantastic ever versatile Waffle
im brazilian… there are no waffles in Brazil, and i cant think about the last time i ate pancakes, but i dont think they were that nice,
but it might be because it isn’t the same pancake you eat..
Actually waffles, when you make REAL waffles, the batter is quite different from normal pancake batter, and when made in a proper waffle maker its quite different from a pancake, crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside…amazing all around…mmmmmmmmm… Oh, and Belgian waffles are also Considerably thicker than normal waffles, normal waffles are usually no more than a half inch thick (often 1/4 of an inch thick), where as belgian waffle can be an inch thick or thicker… I have two different waffle makers so I can make either:D mmmmm Im a wafflephile…;)lol
sooo well drawn. kudos!!
Thank you sir! This is probably one of my top 10 favorites so far. :3 Glad you like it.
Their mouths… were open…
Lol
Love the comic, awesome job.
Thanks you also for making Scotticus’ supa-fly comics available with your mad computer skills! Really appreciate it! Good luck with everything you have going and keep up the good work! Please :]
Gross eh? They are probably at first just thinking.. FINALLY WATER.. then realize.. oh shit… pee? lol
No problem! Thanks for the kind words, and for taking the time to comment, I appreciate it. If you keep reading and commenting on our sites, I promise to keep maintaining the sites and drawing comics! Deal? Deal. ^_~
Surprisingly not as much as it was at first xD And Yes, I promise to continue reading and commenting ^_^ You are very welcome and I’m excited to see more!
Awesome! You rock.
One of these days I will get around to reading Nerf This, but I always forget until I have to go to bed.
haha, its considerably longer than L.A.W.L.S. it’s been running well over a year longer than this comic.. AND he post M-F. To be honest, I haven’t even had time to sit down and read it all. I’ve read all of Scout and Motokool though. My own comics just eat up ALL my time. ><
I have so much free time, I read all of nerf this in 2 days, along with a dozen other webcomics, and all of yours right after that…
Anytime i take the time to read a webcomic.. I can usually finish it in one sitting.. except for Questionable Content.. took me days to catch up.. then when I did… I got behind.. Now I stopped reading it all together. lol I can’t remember where I left off for the life of me.
hahaha, I love QC… I actually got behind on it too, just caught up recently… we seem to have some really similar tastes in interweb reading… got any suggestions for me other than the ones we obviously already share a fondness for…
A golden shower is a pretty good substitute for confetti at a wedding, dontcha think?
Well maybe not. Lol!
By the way, pretty nifty period outfits on the whales.
Oh dear god… I hope i dont get a golden shower on MY wedding… or shit is going down for sure.
Thanks, I’m all about Victorian clothing, it’s so bad ass… yet sophisticated and snooty! XD
that was a hilarious turn of phrase joe…lol… “I hope i dont get a golden shower on MY wedding… or shit is going down for sure.” …I think id feel sorry for anyone who gives you a golden shower… However, I will say, If I become a super millionaire (100 mil or more) b4 you get married, I will present you with an actual shower made of gold as a wedding present, or at least gold plated depending on the logistics behind a golden shower…
So… if I was to take what you just said literally… would that mean… A gift given as golden shower made of per gold, for me.. would translate to me reciprocating the gift with dropping solid bricks of …coal on your head? wtf would shit even translate to? lol
Im honestly hoping that since its actually made of gold, instead of urine, that there will be no shit being dropped on me…lol…then again, my friend is always calling good weed “the shit” so you could just reciprocate with big bricks of good weed…but as I don’t smoke, I will just give it to my friend,lol.
Well… i wouldn’t even know where to get a brick of weed… a brick of hookers though… I could probably scrounge some of that up somewhere… I’m always having to dispose of that shit. lol
hahahahhahahaha…a brick of hookers…lol… Hookers! the other white meat!… oh wait, I think theres a black chick in there too…
At last! Someone who udnresatdns! Thanks for posting!
Lol, “Golden Shower!!”
hey sorry you haven’t seen a comment from me in a while, been away :O.
It’s all good.. we all need a break form time to time. Welcome back!
I wonder if that whale is on a diet?
so he could baleen
Ha, good one. :] I don’t think the male cares too much, he’s proud to be voluptuous! If anything the female would be the one concerned about her krill diet, and body fat.
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What a great infomercial! Young female whales will have eating disorders worldwide any day now.
Thats my primary Goal, I’ll make a fortune selling them horrible supplements, and diet books, then make even more money by offering professional whale therapy services.
…And I’ll make a fortune selling their carcasses for spare parts once you fail and they commit suicide.
Its a win win!!! I’ll even set up my treatment centers in Alaska, and japan, that way they will be closest to the markets in which you will find your highest potential profit…