WHERE IS THE HAND SANITIZER WHEN YOU NEED IT!?!
NEWS: I posted a new Anhedonia Blue Page yesterday! I swear my head is gonna explode, I’ve done a comic every day for a week (including my guest for Nerf This, on Tuesday)… I hope I can keep his up. Who knows… if I don’t crash and die in the next week or so… maybe i can start posting LAWLS more often? We’ll see.
Also, don’t forget my characters now have Twitter accounts; Feel free to ask them questions and such, they are there to entertain you as much as this comic is supposed to!
Cadence: @CadenceXO
Autumn: @SadkeyAutumn
Rudy: @HungryFrand
Joseph: @asjosephfalls
Twitler: @dasTwitler
↓ Transcript
"Somethings Are Better Left Unsaid"
[Panel 1]
Cadence: Rudy... I’m scared to ask
what this is, or where
you got it, but...
[Panel 2]
Rudy: It’s me unicorn
stick! I gots it from
my new lady frand
out theres.
[Panel 3-7]
Roxanne notices they are talking about her out side, she pulls a dildo out of no where and starts having it around. Cadence realizes what Rudy meant and drops the strap-on out of her hand.
© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 136 ::
[Panel 1]
Cadence: Rudy... I’m scared to ask
what this is, or where
you got it, but...
[Panel 2]
Rudy: It’s me unicorn
stick! I gots it from
my new lady frand
out theres.
[Panel 3-7]
Roxanne notices they are talking about her out side, she pulls a dildo out of no where and starts having it around. Cadence realizes what Rudy meant and drops the strap-on out of her hand.
© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 136 ::
hahahahah! his new lady friend,LOL…
*runs through the comic page naked and chucking purple dildos everywhere*
I think ive had to much sugar…:D
LMAO, apparently! Heh, you finally write something thats not just “haha” or “hehehe” and you come completely out of your shell to toss dildos around, naked even. DAMN MANG.. yous crazy!
=^_^=
holy boomerang schlong!
Also, pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke!
Oh god… the imagery of that is just… flat out scary.
Yerp, Cadence is making the correct facial expression for that as well.
Haha, true!
Dude who posted before me is a wee bit mental. Autumn and Joseph are playing poker!
Penis Poker?
You know what they say, liquor up front, poker in the back.
I really shouldn’t laugh at that… but I did. lol
Hey if you ever run a casino, you can thank me for that helpful tip.
Sadly that is so true on every level…intended and implied….And I laughed, too, Joenis!
That’s what makes it such a witty thing to say, now if you don’t mind, no more replying as I must have the last word everytime.
LOL… it was better than I thought! XD
:]
I love the last 3 panels. Especially when the hooker waves that dildo around. That part made me giggle the most. Close second was Autumn still chasing Joseph around with the cookie penis while screaming “pokepokepokepokepoke”.
Also, while Cadence is washing her hands, she might want to give Rudy a bath. That thing was on his head. Who knows if he touched it with his hands or something….
Heh, I’m glad you liked the Autumn and Joseph part in the background, someone tried to convince me to leave that part out of the joke, but I feel like it would do nothing but benefit the strip to have multiple levels of jokes in this one. This entire strip was a blast to write/draw. :]
Seriously… if that was my pet, I’d probably go as far as shave him to make sure he didn’t have crabs. D:
It’s Barney’s crank!!
“I love you, you love me…”
Oh dear god… i feel like that’s even worse than my joke! lol
You’re welcome.
Totally going to start referring to dildos as unicorn sticks.
hahaha, good.
That kind of made me love that hooker.
hahaha, good! She’s just a little miss understood.
Where does she keep all those? wait never mind……
You DEFINITELY don’t want to know. D:
i love the second panel, that is hilarious
i like the last two panels, her thoughts have to be, “what the hell or where the hell has this been”
Sooooo many things going on in this strip. I don’t think ive ever drawn so many people in one strip! ….well maybe those few where Autumn pinned Joseph to the wall.. but still.
Also, yes, i wonder if she’s thinking something like… “dear god… she has a vaginal hammerspace!?! EEWW!!!” …serious, ew.
in the panel where the “lady frand” is waving, is she waving the purple dildo or is it turned on?
a vaginal hammerspace huh, wow that just wow
“is there any tread left on the tire or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”
for the hammerpsace chick it would be like throwing a toothpick into a super black hole, if thats what she has
“is it in yet, wait…whered you go(guy drifting in a space filled with dildos and anne rice novels)” hahahaha
Ew. She touched it with her bare hands.
AND WHERE DID SHE PULL THAT REALLY LONG PURPLE ONE FROM?! D:
“Some mysteries must remain mysteries for the sake of sanity.”
A Vaginal Hammerspace? D:
Equally as true for LAWLS as it was for Lovecraft.
…also, LOL @ “Lovecraft”.
How sweet, the hooker just wants to be friendly… maybe a bit too friendly with that smile she’s flashing. Don’t let Autumn see her waving though, I’ve got a feeling she’ll slip her a c-note and things are going to get even creepier for poor Cadence*.
*vi IV V I – Yes, I know I’m a music dweeb
I wanted to give her a bit of a softer “friendly” side. heh.
Autumns response to this would probably have been twice as vulgar as the hookers response. haha
Love the Akira reference in that there video.
From the head of Cadence comes, “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…. HOLYSHITGETITAWAYFROMME!!!”
She’s probably mind vomiting all over the place.
I think Cadence just developed an entirely new set of issues…
haha, most likely. Poor girl.
now next comic must involve Autumn >:D poor man run from the “Cookie Monster”
Next Comic: More Dick Jokes. Apparently.
Joenis you do bang up work keep it up and i have just one thing to say about the friendly hooker
i wonder if she can suck up Autum to be able to suck up a whole season now THATS skill
Thanks! I appreciate your kind words and that you even took the time to comment. :]
Where’d she pull that out of ???