Please. Erase. The. Attitude.

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Please. Erase. The. Attitude.

by D.Caron on April 9, 2010 at 4:43 am

Posted In: Comic

Cadence sorta has a soft spot for animals.

↓ Transcript

"PETA - Please Erase The Attitude"

[Panel 1]

Joseph: C...Ca...Cadence? Is that you? What'd you hit me for?

[Panel 2]

Cadence: DUH dingo, of ‘course it’s me! And I hit you ‘cos you’re mean to cute little sophisticated creatures like this lil guy!

[Panel 3]

Corbin: AYE! Listen to the pretty human female! SQUAW! She’s a smart one!

[Panel 4]

Cadence: Come on lil birdy, let’s leave this jerk to think about the bad things he’s done to innocent little cuties like you!

[Panel 5]

Corbin: That’s right Jerko, think about it! Think long and hard, ‘cos the next time we meet I’m gonna douche your face with a knife!

© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 13 ::

└ Tags: cadence, corbin, crow, girl, humor, joseph, peta

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com/ Joe

Soooo… what exactly was so “edgy”?

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Idk, after the poor reception I got from the guest strip i did for Nerf This… Scott got me all worried that my readers are gonna hate me for dropping the word Douche…Violently.

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com/ Joe

Hence it being magically vanished from Nerf This’ archives? What the hell?

It wasn’t that bad. Creepy… but not bad.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Yeah, I’m not 100% sure what that’s about. He mentioned to me something about making a page for guest/fan art… instead of having them inline with the rest of his comic? I dunno know.

rinthia

Hm… At this point the bird’s proving his immaturity. Will she punch him too? I might not be able to….
Then again, if it said something derogatory directly to me, I probably wouldn’t hold back.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Exactly! Big talkers who just go on rants like that always seem to forget that they are just proving the opposite by acting that way! Dumb bird, he’s the actual asshole in this situation.

How would strike back? Baseball bat? Harsh Words? Fist to the face? POGS TO THE EYES?!? haha

rinthia

HMMM….. I think pogs and slingshots would be effective.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

haha, so wait.. you’d put pogs IN a sling shoot and start slingin’ away? Cos if that’s the case that would be pretty bad ass. :]

rinthia

My new weapons of choice! >:}

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

If you can actually figure out a way to fling pogs at a speed that could hurt someone, please share, I’d love to figure that out! I know a few people who could use a good face pogging.

Hornet

The old metal slammers would work well.

indi

I actually had a metal slammer with my name engraved on it!

http://www.willowsgrove.com/wordpress Karl

lol…a bird flipping “the bird”…priceless!

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Yay! You caught that. :] I wasn’t sure if his feathers being all over the place, all the time would make it hard to tell he was flippin’ it. haha. Kudos, sir.

Jimidean

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “douche on you face with a knife!” = best line ive heard in forever!!!!!!!!!!!! im only saying that from now on!

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

The best part about you quoting my quote and saying that you’re gonna say it from now on is the fact that you completely miss quoted me! LMAO I said “I’m gonna douche your face with a knife,” you said “Douche on your face with a knife!” haha I don’t even think i understand what that means.

Jimidean

oh…. well ether way i got a huge belly laugh from this. now shut the hole or ill douche on your face with a knife! …i think the fact that i know what douche is makes it soooo funny to me! (im fairly confident that most people dont actually know what it contains) just imagine a knife dripping with fresh douc…. gross LOL!

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Aw, does Jimidean have to douche himself? lol, the fact that you said “I know what it is” makes it sound personal. I know what it is too.. so your comment.. GROSS!
Al

I’m fairly certain most people know what a douche is and it’s kind of ridiculous not to.

Jimidean

so then you know douche contains semen, blood, vagina juice, lube, and water?

Al

I’m a girl. A douche contains whatever was in the vagina when it was douched. Which isn’t always all of those things.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

I’m really hoping that since I’m posting a new comic up tonight that this douche conversation will be coming to a close. Jimidean’s last comment made me shiver. ><

Al

And knife douching doesn’t? Hahaha.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Of course not. Knife Douching is an everyday activity; it’s natural.. and makes perfect sense to me. :3

Emma

I do not like the way this conversation is going
AT ALL

lunkheadlunkhead

lol! Hillarious. douche your face with a knife. I’m def gonna say that to someone next time someone pisses me offfff

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

The funny thing about it is, I actually said that a few weeks ago in reference to someone who annoys the shit out of me. I was getting all ralled up and just tossed out a string of words… of which are now immortalized in this comic. lol :]

http://www.afterpartycomic.net lambscray

And now, the phrase has become a part of history. I’m so proud *sniff*

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Thank god for annoying people i hate …otherwise I wouldn’t come up with asshole remarks about how i hate them? haha

http://www.afterpartycomic.net lambscray

They’re good for something

Al

I definitely love how the crow is giving the middle feather in that last panel.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

The devil’s in the details. :]

…well that or at least part of the jokes are. haha

Spanky McBubbles

Haha how exactly does one douche someone in the face with a knife? I mean I can see stabbing or slicing etc. That line made me laugh.

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

LOL…honestly, i don’t think one can! It was just something I said to one when I was in a really heated moment, talking about how much i hated them… we both stopped ranting and laughed when I said that. SO make sense or not, I thought it may may others laugh. I apparently did.. so we can all make up our own versions of how one can douche a face with a knife. :]

plague

i guess hes flipping her
*puts on sun glasses*
the bird
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh

L.A.W.L.S.

Please. Erase. The. Attitude.