L.A.W.L.S.

Discussion (24) ¬

1. 
   Half Note

   January 4, 2012 at 6:29 am | #

   I can’t believe I never thought of “slam her” for slammer.

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     D.Caron

     January 4, 2012 at 6:30 am | #

     Leave it to me. ^_~
2. 
   Tucker

   January 4, 2012 at 7:41 am | #

   That DeVito is a crazy bugger. I like him.

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     Coldesta Lelast

     January 4, 2012 at 8:58 am | #

     Oh man, you need to check out Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Frank* is that pic squared then multiplied by the root of filth and amorality. Then check out the bonus features on DVD, Danny has a bit involving the renegotiation of his contract that made my jaw drop for a couple of minutes.

     *Danny Devito’s character

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       D.Caron

       January 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm | #

       He’s SO CREEPY in that show. It’s awesome.
3. 
   Tucker

   January 4, 2012 at 7:42 am | #

   I like how Joseph looks like he has eyeliner on. It’s only on one eye, though… Is that something like earrings? Hmm.

   • 
     Anonymous

     January 4, 2012 at 8:01 am | #

     You mean his black eye?

     • 
       Tucker

       January 4, 2012 at 10:11 am | #

       …I know it’s a black eye. It just looks like, not eyeliner, mascara!

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         D.Caron

         January 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm | #

         I think Mascara IS eyeliner dude. I think you mean eye shadow. My ex was OBSESSED with that stuff! DX

         • 
           Tucker

           January 4, 2012 at 5:10 pm | #

           You know how I know you’re gay?

           • 
             D.Caron

             January 5, 2012 at 4:53 am | #

             Saw that coming.

             • 
               Tucker

               January 5, 2012 at 6:35 am | #

               <3
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           Coldesta Lelast

           January 4, 2012 at 6:58 pm | #

           Uhh, not quite.

           Mascara is for eyelashes and making them look thicker and darker. Eyeliner goes around the eye and on the eyelid sometimes depending on what you’re going for.

           Look at the eyes, this is eyeliner when she doesn’t understand when to stop.

           http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KBhDQ30WhFo/TP51GWKtTrI/AAAAAAAAAog/DfpWY3Em8FQ/s1600/rodarte2.jpg

           • 
             D.Caron

             January 5, 2012 at 4:52 am | #

             Hmm… well guess i don’t know jack about make-up then.

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               Coldesta Lelast

               January 5, 2012 at 6:54 am | #

               Don’t worry about it unless you plan on becoming a transvestite. In that case, check out pictures of Eddie Izzard and remember the words of Patton Oswalt, “A clown is a transvestite who doesn’t know when to stop.”

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                 D.Caron

                 January 5, 2012 at 9:07 am | #

                 That whole sentence made me think of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

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                   Coldesta Lelast

                   January 5, 2012 at 7:03 pm | #

                   That’s the third time I’ve heard of it in a few days, is it any good?

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                     D.Caron

                     January 5, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

                     I only saw it once. It was entertaining enough. I don’t know if I’d ever recommend it or anything though.
                   • 
                     Coldesta Lelast

                     January 6, 2012 at 6:38 am | #

                     I’ll probably rent it just to be able to know what everyone is talking about and maybe catch some jokes that went flying over my head..

                     Wow, this is the most cramped I’ve ever been able to make a comment!
4. 
   F f

   January 4, 2012 at 8:34 am | #

   Slam!

   • 
     D.Caron

     January 4, 2012 at 12:04 pm | #

     Slammers are dangerous tools.
5. 
   Anonymous

   January 5, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

   they are a very dangerous tool, i was playing one night in a black mass and one was shot down my mouth and i choked on it, very little help was offered too me.

   • 
     D.Caron

     January 5, 2012 at 4:53 am | #

     They are a dark dark tool, the tool of the devil himself.

     • 
       Anonymous

       January 6, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

       psh everyone know’s he uses the pitchfork of nasty your mom jokes, now Mammon HE uses pogs and how wonderfully he can shoot them into your alkalies tendon and stomp on your nutts