Seriously, I’d never pay that price for a cookie. Rudy ate at least 10 of those things… not to mention the Sweet Tits Muffins and the other vulgar pastries.
NEWS:
So, I added a new print to the store. Enough of you were taking to me about that “Sex, DO IT.” Print that I decided today to sit down and make it. :] It’s available in 4×6 ($6), 11×17 ($15), or 18×24 ($30), so even if you’re on a budget you can get a small one for a affordable amount. If you wan’t one just click the little image below and it will send you to the print over at the ArtisticDOOM store.
Also, I hope some of you noticed that the site should be running faster now? Over the weekend I moved this site over to my buddy Ethan’s server. It’s crazy fast now. If you notice now too.. over on the sidebar there is an image link that says “Hosted by: Tails,” I put that there as a way to show my appreciation to Ethan for giving me the opportunity to be on his hosting plan. So if you haven’t read it yet, please check out his comic. It’s awesome.
Seriously, thank you all for your support, and I hope you guys enjoy the print. See y’all Wednesday.
[Panel 1]
Cadence: Rudy, let’s get out of
here. This place gives
me the creeps!
Rudy: Bot, why?
everyone is
nice here Ond
dere’s tons
of free
foodies!
[Panel 2]
Pervy Baker: You two have to
pay for all those
baked goods he ate
you know!
Cadence: ...guh, rudy!
ok, well how
much do I owe
you?
[Panel 3]
Pervy Baker: Well, let’s see...
those penis cookies
alone are gonna run
you $10 each, not
to ment-
[Panel 4]
Cadence: Ten bucks! You’re
kidding, right? Who’d
pay that kind of money
for fake penises!?!
*Roxanne, as if she has a spider sense for the word Penis, suddenly notices whats being talked about and waves to dildos around smiling.
© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 137 ::
Next strip: Rudy and Cadence grab the dildos from the prostitute and beat her senseless w/ them.
You’re welcome.
LMAO… if only.
I say they should do that, but only if she doesn’t pay for Rudy’s meal (it was her idea, after all).
That concubine has quite a talent. ABRA-KA-DILDO! Look little boy you’ve got something behind your ear…
Dear god… imagine how THAT would ruin a childhood! DX
Quick question (because I can’t get PM to work) did you block me on the artisticdoom chatroom?
Um… no why?
*cough* not sure about the magic tricks, but vibrators and dildos don’t really scare kids as much as you’d think…so long as they don’t know what they are…and don’t ask how I know that…at least not here…
…
Maybe you’d feel more comfortable telling this story to the cops? Pedophile! Stranger danger, stranger danger!
LOL
Hey! It was hidden! Apparently not as well as I thought it was…But then again, I never expected to walk into my room to my nephew having a “treasure hunt”…
lol, damn.. that was probably… an interesting conversation that ensued.
He found some plastic lightsabers! This one glows!
$10 per?! O.o I hope those were good, Rudy. I think Autumn would pay at least $10 per for fake penii. Heck, that giant mondo one she bought must have cost a small fortune!
And Roxanne looks entirely too happy to waving around her toys lol
Autumn’s was probably more like 30 bucks! XD
Man she must really like Cadence, offering up the double dildo and all
LOL, “the double dildo” that’s classy.
I love Roxanne! Every time she waves her dildos around with that utter look of happiness, I giggle. Hard.
haha, your choice of the word “hard” made me chuckler….. harder.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for that. Also, your comment really did add on to my laughter. I must say, keep up the good work.
Also, I just noticed in the last strip, she had a purple one. Now she has a green one and a black one. She also had that strap-on. Good god! how many more does she have? You know what? I kind of don’t want to know.
Apparently she has an endless supply of them. D:
Dildospace?
They all just…appear out of nowhere! It’s like the slutty, female version of the Old Spice commercial, except this one is certain to give STDs! Btw, just commenting on the fourth panel…Paying $10 on a fake penis is nothing. For an edible one, yes…but a fake one, no. Those bitches run up to $300. I put close to $400 in a shop within 2 months, with the majority of the money going towards “toys”. I’m a bit backwards to Cadence…I’d pay for a fake penis (although not an edible one), but I wouldn’t pay for a male “escort”… I’m much more conservative with the real deal than I am with “toys”…
…dear god, has no one taught you not to give personal information online? Hey while you’re at it, why don’t you just tell everyone your phone number and pin number? Since that’s all you haven’t told everyone.
Honestly, I can think of much worse things that people will quite readily admit about themselves online for the world to see. Aside from the precise numbers, it really wasn’t all that surprising of a comment, IMHO.
SSSHHHHH!!! If you don’t make them feel bad about it, they’ll never learn the lesson! Ma’am, I’ve never met you before but if it’s all the same with you please stop making this place MORE perverted, shame on you!
No!!! You’re not supposed to tell anyone this stuff, what if someone you knew saw this? You can hug me all you like but you keep those infernal internal machines away from me!
check two comics back to the Cake is a lie posts XD, and oh god next shell be decked out xD
Next she’ll have a dildo cannon and dildo armor!
ps. Which post?
The one that ahd The cake is a lie on it, two comics back XD
Hahaha! I got a joke for you:
What’s got two dildos and loves fake penises?
This gal!
haha, is that like the two thumb jokes where hey point back at themselves? She better be careful, she my point an eye out with those things! XD
I find the bold “paid” interesting, would she pay more or less for real ones O.o
“fake” not “paid”
heh, maybe she just expects to get em for free?
DEAR LORD THE VAGINAL HAMMERSPACE!
And where the hell is my hammerspace hat? D:<
Horrible, terrible thought I got two seconds after I pressed Post Comment.
IS SHE GONNA PULL HAMMERSPACE HAT OUT NEXT?! D:>
For his sake I hope not… I’m sure that thing is a grab bag for STDs! D:
It certainly does seem to be a grab bag…
So far she has produced 4 items, and I fail to see where else she could have been hiding them… lol
ovah’ pri~said!
tuou- ma’chu m0nees.!
Bwaahhh?
Engrish translation: Over priced. Too much moneys.
oooh, heh, i see that now. Thanks. :]
“The penis cake is a lie!”
My thought train from that comment:
But penises arn’t round, you can’t have a penis cake.
Unless it’s a cake of heaps of penises, in a circle.
Perhaps bukaking a face in the middle.
OH GOD WHY
You could even have white icing in the middle covering the face, like some kind of perverted ‘easter egg’.
ARRRRGGH.
One day my minds going to run away, and not come back. Or maybe I’ll run away from it…
http://treatingpornaddiction.com/articles/sex-addiction-treatment-centers/
please get yourself some help
ahh, nothing like not checking in for a few days and seeing a scantily clad woman swinging fake penises. I missed you l.a.w.l.s.
well, now im off to catch up and figure out what the hell’s going on
Haha, hope you enjoy how weird the comics gotten in your time away. :]
Man, this site DOES move fast now
The only thing slowing it down is the ads now. :/ Oh well, gotta have em.
Just realised I wasn’t on the latest page – so re-post this
Uhm – is it me being nit picky but its been bothering me for ages. The image abiove the blog area with Autumn, Joseph and Cadence – well, Autumn should have a tattoo surely on her face on that side, but she doesn’t …
Gods that sounds so sad of me …
Heh, its cos I flopped the image over to the other side. When I made that header I only had that image good enough to put there… now I have more.. but haven’t had the time to make it just yet. I’ll make a new one soon enough. :]