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CADENCE

Cadence’s role in Joseph’s life is unclear; She was obviously a focus of attraction on Joseph’s younger life. They went to high school together. After graduating, she started a band, Atomic Flowers, and dove greatly into the rock scene. She is also a vegetarian.

Weapon of choice: Fist of Fury & Firey Kicks

Sex: Female

Age: 22

First Appearance: She make two first appearances, the first time is ten years ago in “A Poggy Past,” where she’s barely recognizable.

Second Appearance: She repears as her modern “rocker chick” look in “Dance Til You’re Dead,” a few strips later

Character Archive: Cadence’s Full Archive

Twitter Account: @CadenceXO

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AUTUMN

This girl sneaks up on Joseph in the middle of the night, making claims that he’s a furry. Her role is unknown, is she a furry? Why was she creeping around alone at night? Either way, she has a taste for sexual attention like no one else in the story.

Weapon of choice: Dark Sword & Shadow

Sex: Female

Age: 19

First Appearance: Freaks Come Out at Night

Character Archive: Mystery Character’s Full Archive

Twitter Account: @SadKeyAutumn

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JOSEPH

Joesph is the guy who has a vendetta on the air-whales and apparently a bunch of other living creatures along the way.

Weapon of choice: Baseball bat

Sex: Male

Age: 24

First Appearance: I Killed You Before… No?

Character Archive: Joseph’s Full Archive

Twitter Account: @AsJosephFalls

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RUDIGER “RUDY”

Cadence’s pet, something or other. Rudy is characterized by his immense hunger and poor language skills, which may make him appear stupid… don’t be fooled though, he is rather intelligent, especially when it comes to finding methods of finding food.

Weapon of choice: His Belly

Sex: Male

Age: 4

First Appearance: Rudy first appears in L.A.W.L.S. in “A Tit Much”

Outside of the Comic: First conceptualized as an Unconscious Ink [ui], in a post called “OMNOMNOMNOM.”

Character Archive: Rudy’s Full Archive

Twitter Account: @HungryFrand

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DEMON

A nefarious little demon who sends the horrors of Reeder Rabbit back to the world after stiching him up with devilish love. He has an evil plan brewing around in his mind of which Joseph is supposed to play a major role in; Joseph does not know this.

Weapon of choice: Reeder Rabbit

Sex: Male

Age: 2011

First Appearance: Diabolical Vocabulary

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SIR HATICUS “MAYHEM” HAMMERSPACICUS HAT

A hat who’s been tired of being passed around from dirty head to dirty head. Someone’s going to have to pay for whoring him out.

Weapon of choice: Knives

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

First Appearance: Food for Thought (as a normal hat)

Second Appearance: A Boy and His Hat (as his true self)

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PROFESSOR CORBIN

The Professor is a man of immense knowledge, so much so you’d have to say his best friend is a book. He is grumpy because he finds most other creatures to be stupid in comparison to himself, especially humans.

Weapon of choice: Pogs, Blunt Words

Sex: Male

Age: OLD

First Appearance: I Mean No Offense…

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REEDER RABBIT

Joesph’s long standing arch-nemesis, though he may have taken a disliking the air-whales recently, Reeder seems to be his constant annoyance.

Weapon of choice: Broadsword

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

First Appearance: Reeder’s first appearance in L.A.W.L.S. was in I Killed You Before… No?

Second Appearance: (second form) Diabolical Vocabulary, the Demon brings him back from the depths of Hell!

Outside of the Comic: Reeder made his debut in his own comic a few years ago, in a strip titled “Spirit Animal.

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ANNOYING NAVI

Probably one of the stories most annoying characters. She appears when needed the most, with a message about the future.

Weapon of choice: Speaking

Sex: Female

Age: 10% of yours.

First Appearance: A Bastardly Body

Character Archive: Annoying Navi’s Full Archive

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OSCAR THE GROUCH

A childhood favorite grouch, once loved… now he’s just an old grumpy bastard; He may be a bit senile in his old age.

Weapon of choice: Trash Compacting

Sex: Male

Age: 70

First Appearance: It’s Not Easy Being Green

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HITLER “TWITLER”

A very very annoying man. His sole purpose in existing is to pester people via internet spam! His primary battle tactics are engaged on his twitter account: @dasTwitler. He is also an emo little bitch.

Weapon of choice: The Internets

Sex: Male

Age: 98.6

First Appearance: dasTwitler

Character Archive: Twitler’s Full Archive

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MR. ALEX WILLIAMS & SIR ALEK CHARLES

These two bantering betta fish are forbidden lovers, they fight all day because it eats them up inside that they just can’t get into the other bowl. Even if they finally did? What would happen? Sucks to be them.

Weapon of choice: Fancy Words

Sex: Males

Age: 1.5

First Appearance: One Fish Two Fish.

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MR. TOBOGGAN

Once a man of sophistication, class, and royalty now a peasant, starving to death in this desolate world.

Weapon of choice: Creepy Smiles

Sex: Male

Age: 46

First Appearance: Food For Thought

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SENOR SQUIGGLES

Born, in essence, to die. Very cute, you almost want to take him home don’t you!?! Even if you did bring him home and cage him and take care of him, his faith is set in stone… he will inevitably find a way to die.

Weapon of choice: Uselessness

Sex: Male

Age: 3days

First Appearance: And God Said “Meh” and Shrugged

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GOD

The guy who created this mess. The ultimate joke was that he created man, which would give him endless years of things to giggle about while floating in some clouds all day. :]

Weapon of choice: Vagueness

Sex: Male

Age: ~99999999999999999.01

First Appearance: And God Said “Meh” and Shrugged

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UNKNOWN | RIGHT-WHALE

A member of the the baleen family, he holds a vast level of knowledge and surprisingly enough, an eye for style!

Weapon of choice: Blowhole

Sex: Male

Age: 50

First Appearance: The Majestic

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PHILIP & JULIA | BLUE WHALES

A dashing couple of Blue Whales. They where once peed on by Joseph and have a grudge against him for that!

Weapon of choice: Love

Sex: Male & Female

Age: 30s

First Appearance: The Most Exquisite Moment

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