8-Bit God

by D.Caron on September 1, 2010 at 4:03 am

Posted In: Comic

The best way to work out your differences is to battle!

NEWS: I’m starting a forum, this is been something I’ve wanted to do since the beginning of the comic, I was just waiting till it seemed like enough of you were interested in discussions and such. I like all you commenter/reader people a lot, so I figured now is a good of a time as any to get this thing started. I want this to be a place for all of us to hang out and a place you can enjoy yourself, so please, let me know if there’s anything you want added, or anything like that. All right… LETS DO THIS!

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"8-Bit God"

[Panel 1]

In Game Text: A wild GOD has appeared.

[Panel 2]

In Game Text: What would you like to do? FIGHT | ITEM | LAWLS | RUN

[Panel 3]

In Game Text: ALEX uses BITCH SLAP! But, it’s not effective...

[Panel 4]

In Game Text: GOD uses THE POWER OF PRAYER. His SPIRIT increases.

[Panel 5]

In Game Text: ALEX uses BI-CURIOUS! It arouses GOD.

[Panel 6]

In Game Text: GOD is confused... GOD temporarily likes men.

[Panel 7]

In Game Text: GOD uses SMITE! It’s SUPER effective!

[Panel 8]

In Game Text: ALEX fainted. PLAYER has lost to GOD.

© Copyright 2010
Denis "Joenis" Caron
:: Comic Post - 53 ::

└ Tags: 8-bit, alek & alex, god, pokemon

Half Note

Wow. I seriously wanna play this game! I love how this strip turned out. [:

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

haha, who knows, maybe one day I can afford to develop something like this for the iPhone! That would be SOOOOO rad!

Puck

Oh my GOD…..
-pun intended-

I would KLL for this game.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

I’d LOVE to make it one… if I had the money to pay a programmer. :/

Puck

You should put up a donation button to raise the funds for one! Gays vs …. everything. >.>

Scooterhayes

Alex tried to play God, but God won…

…iiiisss that especially surprising?

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

haha, not really, he’s got the “Power of Prayer” and freakin’ smite attack! You really can’t top that attack in pure strength. Alex was screwed from the beginning. ALSO, it’s probably in your best interest to NOT try to make God gay… that sort of angers him; He should have known that. lol

http://robthebot.com Rob The Bot

“A wild GOD has appeared!” Best part of any comic, ever!

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

It implies that there are other wild Gods you there in the world that you can encounter. You knows, maybe they will encounter Shiva or something crazy like that!

http://www.aidancasserly.com/SCAPULA DadaHyena

Hmmm…what does God evolve into?

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Apparently, A Fallen God….. See Previous Come Page: Reference

http://www.facebook.com/sshowkati Shawn

Hahaha awesome, love it.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Thanks man, glad you like it. :]

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

GOD is confused.
GOD became bi-furious!

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Haha, oh man, i should have thought of that!

Tedflip

God’s power level is over 9000!?

God hax!

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Honestly, I think God is just a game glitch. Look at his Level, and their are strange glitched boxes after he’s name… maybe he doesn’t exist?

rinthia

O!
He found the Missing # and racked up those Rare candies! Oh snap! He got addicted to those didn’t he?

http://beartoons.com Bearman

That reminds me of those old 90′s computer games except yours has cool graphics.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Haha, why thank you sir!

rinthia

Once again, Pokemon jumps in at random…

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

haha… i’m sorry.

rinthia

Oh it’s ok, Alex just should have saved before attempting a boss fight
XD

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

LMAO! Wow, too true, I don’t know why i didn’t think about that before. That’s pretty funny.

…ew, imagine his last save was like.. before this comic started… and we had to rewatch all of the events again! ><

CHaoS

is it possible to cheat the game?

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

In general, I believe this may work: Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-A-B-A-B-Start

CHaoS

*pressess up up down down left right left right a b a b start*
now i have the power to go through all the events untill now very quickly!!

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Oh noes… you accessed God Mode!?! OOOH Shit!

CHaoS

ah, so that is what it does!! now i want to become a fallen GOD!! FEEL THE FURY OF MY FALLEN FIST U FAG– wait, thats not an excuse anymore… uh… FEEL THE FURY OF MY FALLEN FIST MUTHARF*CKING JUSTIN BIEBER FAN!!

btw, is swering prohibited here?

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

I have no personally objections to swearing as long as it’s not hateful. Though, some of my advertising companies that pay me to have ads on my site have issues with it… So if you need to swear, keep it to a minimum.. and not be too profound? Idk. If one of the companies gives me problems over it, I can just go thru and do mass edits over certain words. So whatever.

Mohamed ibn Mahada

No no, it’s up up dwn dwn left right left right b a select start! C’mon, even god knows it.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

haha, i actually just googled it and pasted the first thing I saw on the search… so you may be right, for all i know. :] It’s been SOOO long since I’ve played a game that utilizes that. Sad days.

http://www.aidancasserly.com/SCAPULA DadaHyena

Now what will happen if Team Rocket tries to steal God?!!

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

LMAO that’s probably my favorite comment from this round of comments! You sir, bring back the nostalgia 10 fold!

Freehamster

YES!!! I think thats all that needs to be said.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

CHaoS

a wild GOD appears
player chooses Chuck Norris
player, god, alex, joenis, chaos and everyone else lost to Chuck Norris

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

Chuck Norris in game

Chuck Norris Pokemon Card

Lvl: TOO HIGH
HP: Infinite
Weakness: ?

’nuff said.

Thamios

gotta love how god is level Missingno. Makes sense.

Well, as much sense as it can when you have a gay beta fish battling god is a Pokemon battle. Cause THAT makes sense.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Yay! You noticed Missingno. I wasn’t sure how many people would get a full on Pokemon reference, so i decided I’d throw in something like that for the people who would actually get it, as an added extra.

God, basically is just a game glitch. :3

Mohamed ibn Mahada

Use a revive! Or a master ball! Here, I’ve got ninety nine.

Mohamed ibn Mahada

If that wont work, hold b+a+down and wait

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

But he has no revives in his bag! He’s screwed.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Haha, did you use the game glitch to max out all your items as well? I LOVED that trick. :]

Mohamed ibn Mahada

what about a repel? He could still get out of there. But then again, whenever your in that situation, gary(or douche, whayever you named him) is waiting at the end to make sure your -really- dead. It’s like the game’s double-tap. Next time, catch -three- pokémon before fighting god

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

I don’t think it’s wise to confront God without at least one maxed out character, and it’s probably also smart to have a full well-equipped-high-leveled-party as well, just in case he fails. That’s just my opinion.

Mohamed ibn Mahada

Ya know what? I’m just gonna use my catapult turtle to launch my dragon champion at your castle’s floatation ring, thus causing your castle to crash on top of ask of your monsters, reducing your life points to zero… Man, yu-gi-oh is a little messed up

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

Wow man, you just slapped me in the face with a reference I’ll never get. I was such a pokemon fanatic.. i avoided Yu-gi-oh, like it was the plague.

Mohamed ibn Mahada

What’s worse is that what I wrote wasn’t a joke, but an actual strategy.
And that’s the reason I never got into it.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

LMAO! Glad to know know there was a sound reason for me to NOT get into it other than me being a Pokemon fanatic. :]

Proteus

An actual strategy in the SHOW. Not the trading card game. The show didn’t start adhering to the TCG rules until it was pretty much over. It’s not like the pokemon show followed the games or the TCG either. Besides, there is/was no reason that you couldn’t like both yu-gi-oh and pokemon. So I think it’s pretty silly that you avoided it just because you liked some other series. Unless you were considering costs, but otherwise it’s silly. Just what I think.

http://artisticdoom.com Joenis

It mainly comes down to the fact that I was 14 years old or so. That being said,my maturity level at that age (accounting as well for the fact that I was pubescent boy) I would say my decision making maturity level was somewhere around 9 or 10 years old mentally. Considering all that garbage that i just spat out at you, do you still think it was silly? lol

Little boys = dumb logic

Jimidean

Hehe God likes to kill things!

http://abluecomic.com Joenis

LMAO, that chart is bad ass. Next time I do a God strip, I may have to link that as one of my secret links. :3

Sicarius

Anyone else automatically starting playing the old pokemon battle song in their heads?
also, just found your strip today, great stuff

L.A.W.L.S.

8-Bit God