It’s important to have a designated driver when leaving a bar. I mean, I get Hatticus’ point of few, but the gang isn’t hardcore enough to live in a dumpster… perhaps Metal Beard is though.

NEWS:

Destined Legends, the RPG card game my buddies Ali, Scott, Cari and I have been working on is now officially in pre-order! Check it out, and consider pre-ordering a copy to get the shirt I designed and the rare card I drew!

Also, I have some sorta sad news. I was informed by my shirt printers the other day that the cactus green color I use for the “Save the Environment, Kill Yourself” design, has been discontinued! This means I can’t re-print them in their current state. The current design is now listed in my story as a “limited edition” and when they are gone, I will no longer be selling them. SO get one while suplies last! We are already completely out of Mediums. Sorry. :/

↓ Transcript
Hatticus: It took me
hours to
get those
drunk
idiots out
of this bar!

I was rather proud of myself
when I got them to the place
I thought they lived.

...But the hairy one
disagreed about
their dwellings.